Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Some mysteries.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

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Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
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more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
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than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
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than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code
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was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
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WITHOUT A MUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
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from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,
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are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
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DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
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OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
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but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
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and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
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(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

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